Showing posts with label Tour of Failure. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tour of Failure. Show all posts

Lesson #27 ~ Don't Tell

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You can't think straight when you just woke up. [source]
Don't tell anything,
to a sleeping person.
Or to remind them about something.
They won't remember,
when they wakes up.

syaftome ~ totally forgot to pick up his brother from school
Category: , 9 de' tour comments

Lesson #26 ~ Always Backup

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Create a backup for all important documents,
Inside your computer.
Don't just save into your pendrive.
In case anything happens to it,
And your boss suddenly wants you to do a presentation,
At least you have backup.

syaftome ~ left his pendrive at home
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Lesson #25 ~ Check Your Wallet

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Before you order something,
Check your wallet.
Make sure you have some money with you.
Don't get shock whenever you want to pay,
You are penniless.
And you'll embarass yourself in front of the cashier.

syaftome - luckily I wasn't planning to eat in.

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Category: 4 de' tour comments

Lesson #24 ~ Check For Logo

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Whenever we use an electrical products,
Make sure there is a SIRIM logo.
Don't just plugs in the device,
without knowing that crucial info.
Otherwise, you'll get a wire tripped,
and the whole floor goes black.
And for sure,
You are the one to be blame.

syaftome ~ luckily no one was busy typing important documents
Category: , , , 8 de' tour comments

Lesson #23 ~ Where is the car?

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In a big parking lot like this, it's hard to find your car when there's too many cars. [source]
 When you park the car,
Remember where you park it.
Don't get lost,
At the moment when you want to go home.
Just to find out that your car is nowhere to be found.

syaftome ~ where are you?
Category: , 8 de' tour comments

Lesson #22 ~ Check Your Card

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"Here, take my card." [source]
 If you are thinking to use a card to pay the bills.
Check it first, before you give it to the cashier.
Don't mixed up!!!
Between a SHELL Bonus Link and a Debit Card.

syaftome ~ even a debit card can't be use to buy a RM59 earphone.
Category: , , , 5 de' tour comments

Lesson #21 ~ Switch Off The Engine

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When the workers fill in the fuel for you, use the side mirror to check that it's clear.[source]
When you refill the fuel,
at any gas station.
Switch off the engine.
Make sure everything is clear.
Before you go.
Don't just drive away,
With the nozzle still stuck at your car,
Filling in the gas tank.

syaftome ~ Thank GOD, nothing happens.
Category: , , 5 de' tour comments

Lesson #20 ~ Watch Where You Go

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I can't bear to watch. Ha. Ha. Ha. [source]
 Before you get into a cinema hall,
Check your ticket carefully.
Don't just rushed into a hall and sit.
You'll just embarrass yourself.

syaftome ~ watch silently from behind
Category: , 11 de' tour comments

Lesson #19 ~ Go Early

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 If you want to go anywhere,
where time is crucial.
"Go Early"
Don't rush at last minute,
where you'll find out something unexpected might happens.
Flat tire, for example.
Luckily, I know how to change tire. [source]

syaftome ~ oh dentist!!!
Category: , , , , 12 de' tour comments

Lesson #18 ~ Flight Ticket

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Self check-in counter/kiosk. Launched in June 2010 at KIA. [source]
 Check your flight ticket carefully.
Don't mess up between 
flight time and flight number.
Unless you want to get left behind.
With no money to buy a new ticket.

syaftome ~ really need to learn how to read numbers.
Category: , , 8 de' tour comments

Lesson #17 ~ Where Are You?

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My car keys is almost like this one. :)
 Always kept your car keys inside your pocket.
Don't put it on the floor, when you start to pray.
Even if you did, make sure to get it.
Before you leave the spot.
syaftome ~ did the same mistake, a while back, when he was younger and naive
Category: , , 8 de' tour comments

Lesson #16 ~ Check the Window

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This is my car. Isn't it a beaut? [source]
 Before you go,
check your car, check the window.
Make sure it is close.
Before you realize, that you are very lucky,
no one stole your car, with an open window.
That no one take that opportunity.
syaftome

Category: , 2 de' tour comments

Lesson #15 ~ Stay Focus

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Ooohhh, what a shame. [source]
 If you want to get to your car,
while listening to radio on earphones,
don't lose your focus,
when you saw a beautiful woman.
Otherwise, you ends up embarrass yourself,
trying to open a door of another car.
syaftome ~ luckily, no one was watching.
Category: , , 6 de' tour comments

Lesson #14 ~ Follow The Format

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Write a draft before you sends the mail. [source]
 If you write an email to a possible employer,
make sure that you follow the format.
Because this is important,
to show them that you are professional.
syaftome ~ made a huge mistake when I didn't re-check my mail.
Category: , , 5 de' tour comments

Lesson #13 ~ Save Some Pennies

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I used to have lots of this, but I lost it. [source]
When you go out,
make sure you have some coins with you.
Just in case you want to use a public transport.
Don't just realize at the last minute,
that all you have in your wallet, is a RM50 note.
syaftome ~ my wallet doesn't have that small pocket for coins.
Category: , 4 de' tour comments

Lesson #12 ~ Check Your Time

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How I wish to see this face every morning. :) [source]
 After you wakes up every morning,
check your time with focus.
Make sure the time is correct,
before you decides to go to work or not.
Just in case, you wakes up noticing that the time is 10.00am,
where in fact, its just 8.00am.
syaftome
Category: , , , , 4 de' tour comments

Lesson #11 ~ Reverse a Car

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Make sure to check your rear mirror too. [source]
 Reduce the speaker's volume before you reverse.
If you don't want to hit someone else's car.
syaftome
Category: , , , 4 de' tour comments

Lesson #10 ~ Check The Door

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Weee...they are cute, aren't they? [source]
 Check the door sign before you go.
"Please Don't Disturb"
and 
"Please Make Up My Room"
clearly has different meanings. 
syaftome
Category: , , 0 de' tour comments

Lesson #9 ~ Discussion is Important

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I don't want to see his face like this. [source]
 Discuss with your supervisor,
Before you present to the big boss.
Unless you want to get the boss angry.
syaftome
Category: , , 4 de' tour comments

Lesson #8 ~ Before Presentation

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Don't let others take a picture of you while you are sleeping.
 Before you plugs in your laptop to the projector 
for a presentation,
Make sure there is nothing embarrassing 
is display on the screen.
syaftome
Category: , , , , 6 de' tour comments
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